SHAREWARE VAULT — SETUP
SHAREWARE.EXE
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SHAREWARE$WARE VAULT
Robinhood Chain 𝕏 @shareware_exe

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A yield vault that behaves like 90s shareware.

Nothing locks. Nothing expires. Registered users earn more.

SHAREWARE NOTICE
⚠️

THIS COPY IS UNREGISTERED.
Registered users earn more.
You may continue.

HOW IT WORKS

1. Deposit. Put USDG in the vault and earn — unregistered, 1.00x, for life.

2. Register (optional). Burn $WARE for a permanent on-chain license and a higher multiplier.

3. Continue. Withdraw whenever. Your license survives. Nothing expires.

Built on Robinhood Chain's Uniswap v4 hooks.

LICENSE TIERS
TierMultiplierSerial
Unregistered1.00x— none —
Personal 1.40xWARE-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-9P0…
Professional ★★2.20xWARE-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-9P0…
Enterprise ★★★3.50xWARE-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-9P0…
Burn is final. Serials are sequential & permanent. Each key issued makes the next cost more — early is cheaper. Keys are transferable.
◆ LAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN — v4 HOOKS

Register your copy.

Setup complete. Everyone clicked the same button for twenty years.

REGISTER YOUR COPY
📢

Registration is a public act. Post your copy to the network and tag @shareware_exe. This is the only button that matters right now.

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SHAREWARE.EXE

ERR: NO LICENSE FOUND.

And it still runs.

SHAREWARE is coming to Robinhood Chain, built on Uniswap v4 hooks.

Follow @shareware_exe for the registration key.

The manual.

Read it. Or click Cancel. Everyone did for twenty years.

THE CONCEPT

SHAREWARE is a yield vault that behaves like 90s shareware. You use it free, a polite window asks you to register, and it works whether you do or not.

Deposit USDG and earn. Do nothing and you're unregistered, multiplier 1.00x, for life. Want more? Burn $WARE for a license: Personal 1.4x, Professional 2.2x, Enterprise 3.5x. The burn is final and mints you a sequential, permanent on-chain serial. Nothing locks, nothing expires, and your license survives withdrawal.

BUILT ON ROBINHOOD v4 HOOKS

SHAREWARE runs on Robinhood Chain and settles on Uniswap v4. The vault's real yield comes from LP fees on Stock Token / USDG pairs captured through a v4 hook — external revenue, with impermanent-loss risk when a ticker trends hard.

The hook is where the protocol lives: it routes swap-flow fees into the vault, so the software keeps paying its registered and unregistered users alike, long after the launch season ends.

THE MATH
Effective weight (per depositor)
wᵢ = depositᵢ × multᵢ    mult ∈ { 1.00, 1.40, 2.20, 3.50 }
Reward accounting (MasterChef)
S += R_block · 1e12 / Σ wⱼ   ·   pending = wᵢ · S / 1e12 − debtᵢ
Season emission — 35% of supply, 60 days
E(d) = E₀ · 0.96ᵈ    d = day ∈ [0, 60]    (−4% / day, peak at d=0)
License price curve (per key issued n)
P(n) = P₀ · 1.0235ⁿ    serial(n) = n   (sequential, permanent)
Exit
withdrawn = amount · (1 − 0.003)    the 0.30% stays in the pool
PARAMETERS
Supply
1,000,000,000
Mint
NONE (fixed)
Team allocation
0%
Season
60 days · 35% supply
Emission curve
−4% / day
Exit fee
0.30% → pool
Yield source
v4 hook LP fees
Contract
SOON
The software is provided "AS IS", without warranty. Not financial advice.